Monday, 17 November 2014

Azealia Banks - Chasing Time

31 Day Blog Challenge - Day 7

Day 7: Your pet hates

I don't have many pet hates (lies).

  • I hate people spitting on the floor
  • I despise slow walking in busy places
  • I hate when people try to run on to a train just as the door closes (like no one has watched Final Destination before)
  • I don't like seeing stray hairs in water
  • I don't like when people mix rubbish - like putting old clothes with food etc.
  • I don't like strangers accidentally making physical contact with me when i'm in public

Those are my major ones.

Read day six.

Monday, 27 October 2014

31 Day Blog Challenge - Day 6

Day 6: Your 5 senses right now

  1. I can taste the dinner that my younger siblings made for everyone this eve
  2. I can see the stupid 'Walking Dead' on my TV right now. I don't want to watch it but my sister has it on and I can't be bothered to move
  3. Right now i'm touching the keyboard and I can feel this sofa under my butt
  4. I can hear the stupid Walking Dead programme. To clarify, i'm sure it is a well-made and interesting programme but I'm a bit of a scardy cat and I don't like to watch these things!
  5. Right now I can't really smell anything. Just Oxygen - which is pretty perfect!

Thursday, 23 October 2014

31 Day Blog challenge - Day 5

Day 5: 10 songs you love right now

In no particular order, just what I've ended up listening to a lot recently:
  1. Kendrick Lamar - Sing about me
  2. Breach - Jack
  3. Stromae - Ta Fete
  4. Kanye West - Black Skinhead
  5. Dusty Springfield - Spooky
  6. Alive - Skindo le le
  7. Buju Banton - Untold Stories
  8. SWV - Can we
  9. Ed Sheeren - Sing
  10. Azealia Banks - ATM Jam (Kaytranada Edition) (FIREEEE)

Wednesday, 22 October 2014

31 DAY BLOG CHALLENGE - DAY 4

Day 4: What are you afraid of

One of the main things I am afraid of, I don't like to talk about because I am superstitious and feel like it's asking for all of the troubles. The second thing I also don't want to think about. Hey, how about I just don't answer this question at all tbh?

I guess I am afraid of becoming a desk zombie and following the marriage, mortgage, kids and death timeline.

Tuesday, 21 October 2014

31 Day Blog Challenge - Day 3

Day 3: Your favourite quote


"I love to see a young girl go out and grab the world by the lapels. Life's a bitch. You've got to go out and kick ass" - MAYA ANGELOU
You can read day two nyaso.

Tuesday, 7 October 2014

31 Day Blog Challenge - Day 2

Day 2: 20 facts about you
  1. I was born in 1988
  2. I'm a summer solstice baby
  3. I like layers
  4. I live in London
  5. I was born in London
  6. I don't have a favourite colour
  7. My favourite colour used to be blue
  8. I'm not a particularly loud person
  9. I'll admit that I thought this list would be easier to write
  10. I'm currently in the middle of a 'Keeping up with the Kardashian' binge. It's been about 3 months now. Judge away. I don't know who I am anymore
  11. I'm getting tips on how to treat my boyfriend watching Scott and Kourtney. "You're a sloppy mess" "You're disgusting, go home"
  12. I am actually watching Keeping up with the Kardashians right now
  13. I can usually think of a song for every situation
  14. It's really easy to put my one of my nickname's into most Jay-Z songs. So then i'm Jay-Z
  15. I did gymnastic for about 10 years
  16. My skin is really great right now
  17. I've been trying to write this list for an hour now
  18. I love conspiracy theories (I know your reading this Big Brother)
  19. I love to read
  20. My breasts can always tell when it's going to rain

Monday, 6 October 2014

31 Day Blog Challenge - Day 1

Day 1: Introduction and photo

My name's Jade and I'm Johnny Depp's secret girlfriend. We have 10 kids together, I live in a luxury villa in Santorini and Johnny visits whenever he can, to make more babies. The plan is to build a clan and weaoponize them with the intent of taking over Greece and then the world. Like Beyonce - with less leotards but with all the Sasha Fierce.

Us hanging out like normal
Anyway i'm going to stop lying, even though it's really tempting to continue - I'd love to tell you more about my live in boyfriends ... Pharrell and Mr Gandy.

Okay, my name actually is Jade i'm a twenty-something gal who lives in London. Next year I'll be moving to Amsterdam so my current life consists of saving and saving and more saving. I have three sisters and one brother - i'm the oldest and best sibling (obviously). I love music, I can play the piano and I am learning how to play the drums (currently on a break - long story). I also love silence and alone time so I can let my brain breath. I'm a psychology graduate but I currently don't actually do anything that relates to that degree, except for when I lurk on message boards for people with personality disorders (which I hope isn't offensive - I enjoy reading about the disorder from their own point of view).

I am in a relationship with a great human being, it'll be four years in November since we started being all lovey-dovey with each other.

I have a cat named Caesar who is always catting around like a typical cat.

I consider myself a feminist, which isn't something that's always very popular to claim because of untrue connotations but take from that what you will.

I think that should suffice as an introduction.

Photo!:


Bye.

You can check out the 31 day challenge here.